I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
foreskin is a definite game changer
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
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