I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Randomize
