How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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