Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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