D3 body, D1 cock
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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