what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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