Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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