i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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