This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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