i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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