If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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