You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Houston, we have a blender
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
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