Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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