He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I think your dad took our porno
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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