So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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