I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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