I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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