if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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