I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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