yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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