Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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