so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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