carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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