belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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