apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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