To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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