CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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