We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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