The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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