Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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