I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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