Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
The power of my boobs compel you
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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