Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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