It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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