You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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