Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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