She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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