Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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