the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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