saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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