why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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