she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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