Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize