In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
one might say we're banned from that church
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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