what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Sorry about my life...
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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