Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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