cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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