i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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