just come out here and I will go home with you...
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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