you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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