I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
These tits shall not be calmed
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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