I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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