i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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