we're blogging at a bar
I love black thongs
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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