happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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