I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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