There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
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